Addicted to P90X

1.  On Thursday, your child asks you what day it is and you say “Yoga” …
2.  You go to a Mexican restaurant and order a “chaturanga”.
3.  You say “BRING IT” in any motivational setting you find yourself in.
4. You tell yourself to “get sexy with …it” when trying to wiggle into the frog.
5. When you put on your resume that you have a degree in “PLYOMETRICS”.
6. After 30 minutes or more of sexual activity you have a recovery drink.
7. Before starting anything, you have to do at least 5 min of static/ ballistic stretching.
8. When Tony says “Superman”, your 2 year old replies with … “banana”.
9. You REALLY expect (and anticipate) Tony Horton to come to your house if you do 26 side tri-rises or MORE!
10. You tell your dog to “Namaste”.